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Oi mate, gather round! Erotic-massage, yeah? It’s bloody brilliant, a sly art! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall knead the tension outta ya! Picture this – hands sliding, oil dripping, like a Wes Anderson flick, all quirky n’ lush. Moonrise Kingdom vibes, right? Two souls, lost in the wild, but swap the tents for a steamy room, scented candles flickerin’. “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing” – that’s me, first time I tried givin’ one, total disaster, slipped off the bleedin’ table!

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So, I’m zooming past the Churton Park Shopping Centre, and I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on! It’s like watching a cat try to fit into a shoebox. He’s all over the place, and I’m just sitting there, yelling, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” But he finally gets it, and I’m like, “Yay, you did it!” I’m clapping like a seal.

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