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Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

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Then, I decide to grab a coffee at the local café on Pascal St. Best flat white ever! Seriously, I could swim in it. But while I’m sipping, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it about…wait for it…who left the milk out. I mean, really? That’s what you’re fighting about? I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh.

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