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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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Over sex workers came to the capitol in Albany on Tuesday to lobby for two bills that they say would help keep them safe and end some of stigma associated.

As I’m wrapping up, I can’t help but think about how wild today was. From lost cats to UFOs, Albany’s got it all. I’m just a telephone operator, but man, I feel like I’ve lived a thousand lives in one day.

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