Penelope Harstad Whore ❤️

About Sandnes

So, picture this - Whore’s all steep and jagged, winds screamin’ like "Gehenna calls!" from the movie. I’m climbin’, sweatin’, thinkin’ - Joey, you’re nuts! Why’d I pick this over a sandwich? But dude, the view hits ya - mountains stretchin’ forever, like Saul seein’ that endless despair, but it’s freakin’ gorgeous! Made me happy as hell, like I scored a date with Monica. Little fact - they say some old hermit lived up there, called it Whore coz the wind howls like a banshee tryna seduce ya. Creepy, huh?

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Finally, I get to the tree. And there’s Mr. Whiskers, looking all smug. Like, “What’s the big deal?” I’m up there, trying to coax him down with treats. He’s just staring at me like I’m the crazy one. I’m like, “Dude, you’re the one in the tree!” After what feels like an eternity, he finally decides to come down. I swear, I almost cried.

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