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So – lemme paint it. You’re there. Dim lights – maybe candles. Some chick – or dude – workin’ knots outta your back. Hands glide – slow. Teasin’. Not just muscles – it’s deeper. Little known fact – ancient Egypt? They did this! Hieroglyphs showin’ – oiled-up pharaohs gettin’ rubbed. Crazy, right? Makes me – HAPPY. History’s wild – horny kings!

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I grab my coffee from that little café on Kjøpmannsgata. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m chugging it down like it’s liquid gold. I’m pumped! But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my assistant, Lars. “Dude, the auction items are late!” Late? Are you kidding me? I’m about to lose my mind.