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About Sandnes

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

May 10, 2025

Whores. is coming to Leiligheten Rockefeller in Oslo on May 10, Find tickets and get exclusive concert information, all at Bandsintown.

I stop for a hot dog from a street vendor. Best decision ever! It’s like a party in my mouth. I’m munching away, feeling all happy. But then, I see a group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at a map. I’m like, “Dude, just Google it!” But I help them anyway.

Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series: Oslo, Norway