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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

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Welcome, my name is Nancy! ☺I would like to experience a lot of fun with you. I am a great talent in massage, I could give you joy you never lived.

Fast forward to the meeting. We finally get it together, and I’m sweating bullets. The client walks in, and I’m trying to act all cool, but inside, I’m a mess. But guess what? They love our ideas! I’m like, “Wait, what? Really?” I’m so relieved, I could cry.

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