Mari Zuidwijk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Brothels, yeah, been round forever—Romans had ‘em, called ‘em lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cos the lasses howled for trade! Ain’t that a cracker? Little factoid for ya, mate—Victorian geezers hid ‘em in posh houses, all secret-like, ‘til the coppers twigged. Sneaky sods! Gets me ragin’ though—pimps takin’ the piss, skimmin’ cash off the top, leavin’ the girls skint. Proper corporate stitch-up, that. “The blast radius”—that’s the mess them tossers leave behind, reckon I’d sort ‘em out, Brent-style!

Illegal brothel discovered in Ruisbroek

So, I decide to take a stroll down the Zuidwijklaan. It’s a nice street, lots of trees, and I’m feeling good. But then, I see this guy trying to parallel park. And I mean, he’s struggling HARD. Like, come on, man! It’s not rocket science! After what feels like an eternity, he finally gets it, but he’s so proud of himself. I can’t help but chuckle.

Truck Turnaround Time, Queueing time, and Service Time.