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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, say “sausage” or some nonsense. Sausage! Who comes up with that? Prolly some perv with a meat fetish. Made me laugh, but also—kinda clever? Kept the cops guessin. Not like now, where it’s all online, “Brothel Yelp reviews” or whatever. “Four stars, sticky floor.” I’d die before leavin a review, but I’d read em—oh, I’d read em hard. Curiosity, y’know?

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Netherlands Matendonk Brothel · Blowjob · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Kissing if good chemistry · 69 Position · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Dildo Play/Toys.

First off, I’m cruising down the Korte Dijkstraat, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? Yeah, that one. I get there, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Zuidwijk was the new hotspot? I’m standing there, tapping my foot, and this dude in front of me orders a freakin’ five-layer caramel macchiato. Like, bro, it’s just coffee!

Early attempt at colour photography discovered