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Little fact for ya – did y’know prostitutes in Victorian times used to nick wallets with their feet? Proper nimble toes, them lot! Blows my mind, thinkin’ ‘bout that while I’m eyein’ this lass. “What’s authentic here?” I mutter, like that line from the movie – “It’s the original fake!” She’s got this vibe, y’know, all lipstick and heels, but I’m wonderin’, is it just a front? Like, is she secretly a poet or summat, moonlightin’ as a prossie? Wild thought, that – nearly tripped over a bin thinkin’ it!

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a dog. The dog’s got a stick, and it’s all happy, wagging its tail. I’m like, “Man, that’s the life!” But then the kid trips, and I’m like, “Oh no!” But he just laughs it off. Kids are tough, man. I wish I could be that carefree.

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