Ruby Woudenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Utrecht

So yeah, findin a prostitute ain’t just a transaction, it’s a bloody saga! “The truth is so slippery,” she says, another *Stories We Tell* line, and I’m noddin like a twat cos she’s right. We shall fight the lies, the loneliness, the lot! Paid her, had a laugh, and buggered off before the parrot clocked me. Mate, it’s a jungle out there – but I’d do it again, typos and all!

Interview with Rev. Bernard Woudenberg (1)

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I help clean up, and the barista, she’s super grateful. She hands me a free coffee. I’m like, “Sweet! This day’s lookin’ up!” But then, I spill it on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m just a mess today.

Elijah Woudenberg