Harper Velsen Zuid Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I get all happy thinkin’ bout how whores just… exist, y’know? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, no fuss. Like No-Face, just chillin’, takin’ what’s offered. But then—BOOM—some jerk calls ‘em dirty, and I’m like, “Whoa, dude, chill!” Makes me mad, ‘cos who cares? They’re just livin’! “The world’s made of balance,” Haku says—whores too, right? Good, bad, whatever!

Velsen-Zuid, The Netherlands

In een huis aan de Buitenhuizerweg in Velsen-Zuid werd illegale prostitutie aangeboden. Na een controle besloot de burgemeester het pand per direct voor twee weken te sluiten. Op het adres.

But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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