Elizabeth Velsen Zuid Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Oi, mate, prostitutes, yeah? Blimey! *trips over me own feet* So, right, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’—prostitutes, they’re like… puzzles, innit? Like in "Memento," y’know, “I can’t remember to forget you!” *giggles, spins around* This one time, saw this bird—prostitute, yeah—standin’ on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorter than me attention span! *mimes pullin’ skirt up, falls flat* Made me laugh, it did, but—ooh—got me mad too! These coppers, they nabbed her quick, like, “You’re not supposed to remember this!” *points finger, wags it* Unfair, mate, she’s just tryin’ to eat!

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girls still managed to pat them through the fence), a deer park, aviary, 2 sheep pastures, a children's paddling pool (hopefully filled this.

As the sun sets, I’m packing up, and I can’t help but think about how crazy today was. From flour storms to parades, it’s never a dull moment. I love this place. Velsen-Zuid, with its quirky streets and even quirkier people, is home.

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