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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started! They’re warm, they’re silky, sometimes they smell like sex in a bottle—oops, did I say that? Hahaha! *snort* I love it, but once I got this cheapo massage—oil was like motor grease, ugh! Made me wanna scream, “This ain’t erotic, it’s a car tune-up!” Total buzzkill. But when it’s good? Oh, doll, it’s like lyin’ in “fields of green,” movie-style—ya feel alive, tingly, maybe a lil’ naughty. *wink*

Adults Only

Erotic massage, Mistress (hard), Sex in Different Positions, Full Body Sensual Massage, Sex in Different Positions.

First off, I hit the streets of Ulft, right? I’m cruising down the Lichtenvoordeweg, and boom! A pigeon decides to take a dump on my shoulder. Like, really? Is this how we’re starting the day? I’m standing there, flapping my arms like a madman, trying to shake it off. People are staring. Great. Just great.

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