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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute—it’s a trek, dodgy as hell. You gotta know the signals, the corners, the whispers. Pro tip: cash up front, no faffing, and don’t be a dick—treat ‘em human. I’m ramblin’ now, but fuck it, it’s like climbin’ a peak—thrillin’, sketchy, leaves ya wonderin’ why you bothered. “To live is to suffer,” Del Toro’d say—damn right, specially here. Me, I’m back to my mountains tomorrow—cleaner mess up there.

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After that, I decided to take a walk by the Dommel river. It’s so peaceful there, man. Just me, the water, and my thoughts. But then, outta nowhere, this group of kids starts yelling and running around. They’re playing some wild game that looks like tag but with a twist. One kid trips, falls right into the river, and comes up soaked. He’s laughing, though! Like, “Best day ever!” I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna catch a cold!” But hey, that’s Udenhout for ya. Always finding joy in the chaos.

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