Aurora Teteringen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

NL02 – La chica de Teteringen

On December 25, , a man and his brother-in-law were walking along the edge of the forest in Cadettenkamp, just outside Teteringen in the Netherlands, when they came across the body of .

By the end of the day, I’m exhausted. My head’s spinning. I just wanna go home and binge-watch some Netflix. But no, one last call comes in. It’s a kid from the school on the Molenstraat. He’s lost his backpack. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a backpack, not a spaceship!” But I help him out anyway.

Janne Van Brummelen