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About Almere

She’s got this trick, right? Little known bit – she nicks punters’ wallets while they’re all dazed, pants down. Sneaky, slimy – we likes that, don’t we, precious? But then she blows it all on fags and scratch cards! Wot a mug! Makes me wanna screech, “We hates it!” – wasteful cow, coulda fed us a fish or two.

Staphorst Travel Guide – Found Myself in a Strange Town

You could stay out here and have a drink, but I'm gonna go in there. If that's. Oh, my god, it's an audio, and I'm not out there.

Next, I head over to the Kerkweg. I need to grab some lunch. I find this little café, and it’s packed. I’m like, “Seriously? In Staphorst?” But I get a table, and the food is bomb. I order a broodje kroket, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m sitting there, munching away, and I can’t help but think, “This day is nuts, but at least the food is good.”

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