Samantha Someren Whore ❤️

About Nijmegen

So, whores—been around forever, ain’t they? Oldest gig goin’, swear down. Back in Victorian times, right, these lasses’d be struttin’ round London, syphilis-riddled, still pullin’ punters—mental! Makes me proper angry, that—blokes usin’ ‘em up, tossin’ ‘em aside like rubbish. But then, flip it, some of ‘em were crafty as fuck—like Aldo Raine crafty, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”—they’d nick yer watch while smilin’ all sweet. Gotta respect the hustle, yeah?

¡Bienvenido a Someren!

Someren, a picturesque municipality in the southern part of the Netherlands, offers a rich history and a vibrant present. With its charming countryside, friendly inhabitants, and diverse .

Next, I head back to the clinic, and my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my buddy, asking if I wanna grab a drink later. I’m like, “Sure, but first, I gotta deal with a parrot.” Yep, a parrot. This one’s on Laan van de Korenbloem. The owner says it’s been squawking non-stop. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.”

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