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Hmm… so, I’m slingin’ drinks, right? Behind the bar, mixin’ whiskey sours, and this guy—total sleaze—starts yammerin’ about brothels. Like, “Marge, you ever think ‘bout them ladies?” Ugh, made my skin crawl! I’m thinkin’, “What a schmuck,” but I lean in—nasal as hell—“Hmm… brothels, huh? Classy joint or total dump?” He laughs, I gag. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—ya know, that scene where Aldo’s like, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”? Well, brothels ain’t killin’ Nazis, but they’re a business, alright—shady, wild, and old as dirt.

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As the day winds down, I’m walking back to my car, and I see this sunset over the water. It’s stunning. Like, the sky is on fire. I pull out my phone to snap a pic, and my battery dies. Ugh! Just my luck, right?

J & M Hameeteman (Ouddorp, NL) bring sensational results with a small basket in province South Holland