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About Almere

What pisses me off? The sleazy guys runnin’ it! They’re all, “Oh, I’m the boss!” Fuck you, man, you’re just a pimp with a comb-over! I’d storm in there, kick their asses, be like, “This is my house now!”—like Mia yellin’, “You can’t tell me what to do!” Makes me ragey as hell. But then, I’m happy too, ‘cause some of them girls? They’re badass, takin’ control, stackin’ cash. Surprised me once, saw this chick sneak a dude’s wallet mid-bang—sneaky little shit! Laughed my ass off.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I end up on the Korteweg. I see this little café, and I’m like, “Why not?” I grab a slice of appeltaart, and it’s like a slice of heaven. I’m talking about the kind of dessert that makes you forget your problems. But then, I realize I’ve got crumbs all over my face. Great, just great.

First Frieslanders harvested in Ouddorp