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I’m thinkin’, what’s it like inside? All velvet curtains, smoky air—kinda like Malick’s forests, “The earth is so still…” but nah, it’s LOUD—girls laughin’, guys stammerin’, coins clinkin’. Once heard this story—some joint in Nevada, legal brothel, had a parrot that cursed in Spanish! HAAAAA! *The Nanny laugh* Swear to Gawd, I’d pay just to hear that bird! Surprised me silly—who trains a parrot for THAT?

An industry in flux: licensed Dutch brothels and sex work on the decline

Next, I head to the beach. Oh man, the beach! It’s like a postcard. The waves are crashing, kids are building sandcastles, and I’m just vibing. But then, I see this seagull swoop down and steal a kid’s fries. Like, what a savage! The kid starts crying, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I know, I’m terrible. But c’mon, it was hilarious!

J & M Hameeteman (Ouddorp, NL) bring sensational results with a small basket in province South Holland