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Alright, so brothel—man, what a concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—a place where people pay for, y’know, *company*? Pretty, pretty good, right? But also—kinda nuts! Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some sleazy guy in a tracksuit? I bet he’s got gold chains, smells like cheap cologne—drives me up the wall! I mean, c’mon, it’s 2025, and we’re still doin’ this? I’m picturin’ WALL-E, that lil’ trash robot, rollin’ in—beep-boop— “What is this garbage?!” He’d lose his mind, all those humans payin’ for a quick “EVE” moment—y’know, somethin’ to love for five minutes.

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So, I’m walking back, feeling all sticky and annoyed, when I see my buddy Joris. He’s chilling by the fountain on the Markt. I’m like, “Dude, you won’t believe my day!” He’s all ears, and I spill the whole saga. He’s cracking up, especially about the old dude. “You’re a hero, man!” he says. I’m like, “Nah, just trying to survive Odijk!”

Figure 1: Ambiguity success-rates for the GPS ionosphere-free combinations.