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Ain’t easy findin one tho. Shady corners, sketchy vibes—exhaustin. Thought, “What is this for?” like in the movie. Prolly ain’t worth it unless you’re desperate. Me? I’m good with my oven. She winked, said, “Bake me somethin, weirdo.” Laughed my ass off—maybe I will. Prostitutes got layers, man, like dough. Underrated as fuck. Peace out.

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First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.