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So, picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, all sensual-like, not some cheap porno vibe. It’s ancient, too—did ya know? Back in old China, emperors got this treatment to “balance their chi” or some crap. True story! They’d have these secret rooms, incense burnin’, and bam—total bliss. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever they were, no tech, just touch. But it pisses me off when folks think it’s just foreplay—nah, it’s deeper, ya numpty!

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But wait, there’s more! I decide to grab some dinner at this cozy spot on the Markt. I order a burger, and it’s massive! Like, I’m talking about a burger that could feed a small village. I’m struggling to take a bite, and the waiter’s just watching me, probably thinking, “This guy’s a mess.”

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