Ellie Hengstdal Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Alright, y’all, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m comin’ atcha like Lizzo with a hammer, talkin’ bout—whore! Yeah, I said it, WHORE, like the vibe I get watchin’ *Moulin Rouge!*—my fave flick, hands down. That movie’s got sparkle, heartbreak, and them sexy vibes, “Come what may,” baby! So, lemme spill the tea on whore, ‘cause I’m feelin’ it, fam.

Distance to the Largest Cities of The Netherlands

Then, I decide to treat myself. I head to that little café on the corner of Kerkstraat. You know the one? They’ve got the best apple pie. I order a slice, and it’s like a slice of heaven. I’m sittin’ there, just chillin’, when I overhear some folks talkin’ about the Hengstdal festival comin’ up. I’m like, “Heck yeah! I gotta go!”