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About Almere

Favorite bit, though? This one dame, she sang sea shanties while, erm, workin’. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, body like—well, ye get it. Surprised me, it did—thought, “This is serious business!” like Rabbi Nachtner in the film, all solemn-like. Made me happy, too—somethin’ pure in the muck. Oh, and the clap? Aye, half them sailors caught it—lesson there, mateys: wrap yer sparrow ‘fore ye dock!

Sex in the city

I’m walkin’ down the Hoofdstraat, and it’s like the whole town’s awake. Kids are screamin’, dogs are barkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. I pass by the bakery on the corner—man, the smell of fresh bread is like heaven. I’m thinkin’, “I’ll grab a roll later.” Spoiler alert: I forgot.