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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Videos in Helden Playlist

Listen to Ride It - Club Mix on Spotify. Song · Armand Van Helden, Roc'Well, Coco, Slayrizz · Single • · Whore House (Radio Edit). Single •

As the sun sets, I’m wrapping up for the day. I’m tired but fulfilled. I think about all the craziness, the laughter, the little moments. Helden, you’ve got my heart. Even with your weird weather and quirky characters, I wouldn’t trade you for anything.

Armand Van Helden Remixes Def Leppard Classic ‘Photograph’