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Little factoid for ya—didja know in Thailand, they call it “nuad phaen boran”? Means ancient massage, and them monks been doin’ it forever, no funny biz, just stretchin’ and rubbin’. Then ya got the shady joints—neon lights, wink-wink, “happy endin’!” Cracks me up, sleazy but honest, ya know? I’m sittin’ there watchin’ her hands, thinkin’, “A monk breathes deeply…”—that’s from the movie, Clarice, that quiet zen shit—and I’m half lost in it, half laughin’ at the absurdity.

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After that, I’m walking down the Havenstraat, trying to shake off the bird drama. The harbor’s beautiful, boats bobbing, and I’m feeling good again. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at their phones like they’re trying to decode hieroglyphics. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! Just look up!” So, I go over, and they’re trying to find the Dolfinarium. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just down the road!” But they’re all, “We thought it was a myth.” A myth? Really? It’s a whole aquarium with dolphins!

Animal activists block entrances to Dolfinarium