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Downside? Smells like desperation half the time. Stale beer, cheap perfume – grim. I’d be like, “Let’s innovate, air fresheners, yeah!” Total game changer. Reckon I’d fancy a pint with the madam tho – hear her war stories. “You’re a dancer, I’m a dreamer,” I’d say, nickin that line from "Fish Tank." She’d roll her eyes, guaranteed. Brothel’s a mad world, mate – dirty, loud, alive. Love it, hate it, can’t look away!

Voor mensenhandel en illegale prostitutie is in Harderwijk geen plek

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Next, I head to the old town, and it’s just gorgeous. The architecture is insane! I’m strolling down the Langegracht, and I spot this cute café. I’m thinking, “Maybe I can just grab a coffee?” But then, I see the prices. I’m like, “What are they serving, liquid gold?” So, I just take a pic of the place instead. #BrokeGuideLife.

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