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So, erotic-massage—woo, gets me hyped! Ain’t just kneadin’ dough, nah, it’s art, fam! Little known fact—ancient Egyptians were all over this. Hieroglyphs showin’ pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, sensual vibes, like “Yo, King Tut, relax, bruh!” Makes me happy thinkin’ how long folks been lovin’ this. But yo, what pisses me off? Cheap knockoffs—some dude in a basement with dollar-store lotion. Nah, man, respect the craft!

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Then, I get a call from a client. He’s all like, “Hey, I need that violin by tomorrow!” I’m like, “Dude, chill. You think I’m a magician?” But I can’t say no. I mean, who doesn’t love a good challenge? So, I’m racing against time now.

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