Cora Gendt Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ye mortal fool! I’m Gandalf, the Grey, the Wise, the one who says, “You shall not pass!” – and today I’m talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, aye! Picture this – me, staff in hand, robes flowin’, stompin’ through the grubby streets of some town, lookin’ for a lass who’s, well, let’s say, “for hire.” Not some grand quest for the Ring, nah, just a night’s wanderin’, thinkin’ bout “The Hurt Locker” – that flick I bloody love! Kathryn Bigelow, she gets it – tension, danger, sweat drippin’ down yer face. “I’m done, I’m out,” says Staff Sgt. James in that movie, and I’m thinkin’ – mate, I ain’t done yet, I’m divin’ in!

So you want to book a sex worker?

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like a bird’s nest. She starts telling me about her cat, Momo. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to build a shelf here.” But she goes on and on. I mean, I love cats, but c’mon!

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