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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

Population centres

Then, I’m swimming along the Kasteelstraat, and I spot this old bike. Like, who leaves a bike in the water? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a treasure or just trash?” I pull it up, and it’s all rusty and gross. But hey, I’m a diver, not a trash collector. So I just let it float back down.

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