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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

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Brothels are premises that are used explicitly for the purpose of providing sexual services by more than two sex workers [3]. In Australia they may be.

Then, I’m swimming along the Kasteelstraat, and I spot this old bike. Like, who leaves a bike in the water? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a treasure or just trash?” I pull it up, and it’s all rusty and gross. But hey, I’m a diver, not a trash collector. So I just let it float back down.

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