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Personal quirk? I’d overengineer this—build a whore-bot, AI-driven, consent-only, disrupt the whole damn game. Call it X-Whore, trademark pending. Dry humor? Sure—imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, didn’t crash mid-transaction.” Ties back to *25th Hour*—Monty’s stuck, can’t reboot his life. Whore’s stuck too, but the system’s the jailer. Exaggerating for kicks—picture me ranting this at a bar, spilling beer, “It’s thermodynamics, bro, entropy wins!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on De Linde. She’s lost her cat. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a kid!” But she’s crying, and I can’t just hang up. So, I’m trying to calm her down, telling her to shake the treat bag. I mean, who doesn’t love snacks, right?

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