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So picture this—1950s suburbia, all pastel dresses and fake smiles, and bam, there’s a whore somewhere, off-screen maybe, stirrin’ the pot. Not literal, but you get me. I’m ranting here, but it’s like, “I’m not equipped to deal with this!”—that’s what Dennis Quaid says in the movie, right? And I’m screamin’ at the TV, “Buddy, you think YOU’RE unequipped? Try bein’ the whore in that town!” Hah! They’d stone her faster than you can say “adulteress.” Makes me mad, y’know? All that hypocrisy—pretty lawns, perfect hair, but everyone’s sneakin’ around anyway.

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While I’m waiting, I start people-watching. There’s this old dude on the corner of Kerkstraat, feeding pigeons. I swear, those birds are like his best friends. He’s chatting away, and I’m just thinking, “Man, I need that kind of chill in my life.”

Netherlands American Cemetery Visitor Center by Kaan Architecten