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Lemme tell ya, this one time—probs 1800s, Earth time—some French dude invented “happy endings.” True story, swear! Got buried in history cuz prudes freaked out. Makes me mad—why hide the good shit? I’m like, gimme the oil, the slow hands, the vibes! Erotic-massage ain’t just boner town—naw, it’s art, fam. Relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin, even heals old aches. Docs won’t tell ya that—too busy pushin pills.

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But then, I saw this guy trying to fish off the pier. He was all tangled up in his line, looking like a total mess. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, come on, it’s Delfzijl! You gotta have some fishing skills if you’re gonna try that. I yelled, “Need a hand, mate?” He just glared at me. Oops.

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