Nora Cranendonck Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—find a prostitute, huh? What a gig! I mean, I’m a sign language interpreter, right? Hands flailin’, tellin’ stories without a word—pretty, pretty good, if ya ask me. But this? This is nuts! Imagine me, Larry freakin’ David, tryna sign *that* to some deaf dude lookin’ for a good time. “Yo, you want a hooker?”—hands twistin’ like I’m jugglin’ invisible melons. Hilarious, but oh man, the pressure!

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Jun 16,  · Easiest thing to do is just post the link to the ad and explain why they caught your attention. *bonus points though if you find someone who you know from past or present* Missing: Cranendonck.

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