Elise Bilgaard Whore ❤️

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I’d exaggerate, say they’re chaos agents—my kin! Nah, they’re just humans, scrappin’. Still, love the mess—keeps life spicy! So, yeah, whores—legends in my book. Mischief’s my game, but they play harder. Respect, fam!

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”