Chloe Bemmel Whore ❤️

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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, some dude is tryin’ to sell these crazy-looking hats. I mean, they’re wild! One’s got a giant fish on it. I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He says it’s for good luck. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, good luck not lookin’ like a fool!” But I can’t help but laugh.

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