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Favorite bit? Whore’s sneaky-smart, like Zuckerberg buildin’ his empire. Little known trick – in Rome, them whores wore blonde wigs, snatched from slaves, to stand out. Wild, eh? Bleach-blonde hustle! Me, I’d wear one, strut about, hissin’ at fools. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” – nah, wrong movie, but still, whore’s a shark, gobblin’ gold. Surprised me, how they’d tattoo their names on clients – branded ‘em like cattle, ha! Ballsy move, precious, ballsy!

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Listen to Troubadouring Whore on Spotify. Song · Axel Thorslund ·

But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, seriously? I’m in Axel for five minutes, and I’m already soaked. I duck into a shop on the Kerkstraat, and it’s this cute little boutique. I’m lookin’ around, and I see this shirt that says “Nature is my therapy.” I’m like, “Dude, that’s me!” So, I buy it.

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