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About The Hague

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, yer ol’ Southern vet, talkin’ bout whores—er, horses, dang it, stupid typos! So, I reckon horses are somethin’ else, big ol’ beasts stompin’ round, makin’ me happier’n a pig in mud. Got this one horse, Bessie, sweetest gal, but stubborn as hell—reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We in the horse-killin’ bidness?” Naw, we ain’t, but Bessie’d make ya think twice!

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But then, I got hangry. You know that feeling? I needed food, and fast. I found this little spot on the Kerkstraat. The menu was all in Dutch, and I was like, “Great, time to play food roulette.” I ended up ordering something that looked like a sandwich but tasted like a mystery. I think it had herring? Not my fave, but hey, when in Aalsmeer, right?

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