Esme Zuid Scharwoude Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

What gets me goin’ tho, is how they’re always in the shadows, but runnin’ the show. Like in the movie, “This is an institution!” - whores are the institution of the streets, man. They got stories that’d make your jaw drop. I knew this chick once, swear she was like Madame D., all bossy and mysterious - she’d charm ya outta your socks, then boom, you’re broke and smilin’. Pissed me off how slick she was, but damn, I was impressed too. How you doin’ after that kinda play? Reeling, that’s how.

Toilet clogged Zuid-Scharwoude

But then, I step outside, and my umbrella flips inside out. I’m wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. People are staring. I’m like, “Yeah, just your average day in Zuid-Scharwoude!” Finally, I give up and just walk in the rain. Who cares? I’m soaked, but it feels kinda liberating.

"This year, sauerkraut demand has, fortunately, normalized"