Willow Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and fun fact—some brothels got secret tunnels! Old west ones, escapin’ raids. How badass is that? I’d kill for a tour—pun intended. Anyway, brothel’s a nasty lil gem, a mirror to us all. “In a world of lies,” as the movie says, “truth is the victim.” And ain’t that the damn truth here? Now, pass me the chianti—I’m parched!

Dutch cookies

Next, I head to the park on de Kade. It’s beautiful, but I’m still dripping wet. I sit on a bench, and this old guy comes up. He starts telling me about the history of Zuid-Scharwoude. I’m half-listening, half-drying off. He’s going on about the old farms and how the area used to be all fields. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But in my head, I’m thinking, “Dude, I just wanna dry off!”

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