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About Utrecht

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ gin ‘n’ juice, thinkin’ – Wall Street’s full of ‘em. Cats in suits, whorin’ for bonuses, pumpin’ stocks they don’t even believe in. “Pump and dump,” they call it – hype it up, cash out, leave suckas broke. Reminds me of Harry and Tyrone, pushin’ dope, screamin’, “We got a winner!” ‘cept they ain’t winnin’, they crashin’. Greed’s a drug, yo, and these money whores hooked bad.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old mate, Jeroen. We start chatting, and he’s telling me about this new café on the Zandstraat. Apparently, they have the best apple pie. I’m like, “Dude, let’s go!” So, we head over, and I’m already drooling thinking about that pie.

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