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About Almere

Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

When to visit the Red Light District

So, we decide to walk along the river. The Waal is looking pretty nice today. I mean, it’s Zaltbommel, right? The view is killer. But then, I see this group of kids throwing rocks into the water. I’m all for fun, but I’m like, “What if they hit a boat?” I’m not ready for a Zaltbommel Titanic moment, ya know?

Anna "Ans" Van Erkel Obituary July 13, 2021