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About Groningen

Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But. She’s a ghost. Walkin’. Talkin’. Tragedy. Makes me mad. World’s cruel. Chews her up. Spits her out. Happy? Hell no. She’s got spark. Still. Somewhere. Buried deep. I wanna shake her. Yell. “You’re better than this!” But. Who am I? Just a schmuck. With a badge.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I hit up the Dijk. It’s this long street by the water, and it’s packed with tourists. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure my “I love Volendam” shirt gives me away. I see this cute café, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try the kibbeling!” I’m like, “What’s that?” He laughs and says, “Fried fish, man!” I’m sold.

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