Jasmine Volendam Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

Like, literally, okay, so I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m totes obsessed with “Amour,” that movie’s, like, everything—old love, real messy, super deep. So, whore, right? I’m thinkin’ about this chick, some rando from history—Mary Magdalene vibes, ya know? People say she was, like, a total ho, but she was just out there, livin’, lovin’, gettin’ judged. Kinda like me with the haters, right? “I don’t know who I am anymore,” that’s from “Amour,” and I’m like, did she feel that too? Whore’s got layers, babe!

1. Dress up in traditional Dutch clothes at Fotostudio Volendam

Finally, I get off at the bus stop on the Havenweg. The air smells like fresh fish and... something else. Not sure what, but it’s not bad. I stroll down the street, and wow, the view is insane! The harbor is full of boats, and the water is sparkling like diamonds. I whip out my phone to snap a pic, but my battery’s dying. Ugh, classic me.

Holland America Line Cruises to Newfoundland