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Here’s a kicker—didja know some whores in history ran whole towns? Like, back in the Gold Rush, this gal Calamity Jane—okay, maybe not a whore-whore, but close enough—had men eatin’ outta her hand. Power, man, that’s what gets me goin’. Surprised the heck outta me when I read that. “Let the right one in,” y’know? Let the tough ones shine. Makes me wanna holler—why ain’t we givin’ ‘em more respect?

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Prostitute · Kamasutra · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · 69 Position · Anal Sex · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) · OWO - Oral without condom.

But then, I get a bit annoyed. There’s this group of tourists being super loud, taking selfies in front of everything. Like, chill, it’s not a concert! I’m trying to soak in the vibe, and they’re just yelling. I roll my eyes and head out.

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