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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

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So, I’m walking down the Hoogstraat, right? It’s packed with shops and people. I’m just trying to vibe, but then I hear this loud argument. Some dude is yelling about his fries. Like, seriously? It’s just fries, man! But nah, he’s all worked up. I mean, I get it, Vlaardingen fries are legendary, but chill out, bro!

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