Mari Velsen Zuid Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

So, here’s da scoop – whores, dey everywhere, right? Been round forever, like, even in Bible times, ya! I read dis nutty fact once – in old Babylon, some gals had to sit in temples, waitin’ for strangers to bang ‘em as, like, a holy ting. Wild, huh? Made me laugh, den mad – imagine da paperwork if dat was insured! Oy vey, da claims!

Contactinformatie

In een huis aan de Buitenhuizerweg in Velsen-Zuid werd illegale prostitutie aangeboden. Na een controle besloot de burgemeester het pand per direct voor twee weken te sluiten. Op het adres.

But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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